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Step -2 then see the pic below
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A random girl to me – I Love you
ME- oh really
SHE- sorry its a dare
I ask my friend how i am looking
and she replied like this
I love a girl so much but when i see that girl without make up first time
This is for my female visitors
Once MS Dhoni’s girlfriend ask dhoni, what you have ???
Dhoni replied i have helicopter
when you tell her , you take her to the panipuri wala
and she is like
you have smoker friend and you say i have some green green stuff .
when somebody send some **** pics on your facebook timeline
you really busy in your work and dont message your girlfriend .
girlfriend is like
My teacher write 1+1= on the blackboard and i answer 1+1= 11
teacher how ?? and i am like
When I hear from someone that postman have his school report of this month and go to your home side for deliver it.
And I am like
When I walk in market and I see someone who wear spiky cloths and I am like
When mom tell me to do some work and she know I will do that totally in a wrong way.
How she warn me.
Be aware next jokes is killer
Once my friend want to purpose a girl.
He go straight toward her turn around when she come near.
He came back toward me
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